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HEAT FOR THE SEAT by ArtBoy62 HEAT FOR THE SEAT by ArtBoy62
It was the 60s when I saw my first spanking paddle in a novelty store. It was fashioned from pinewood and had the words... 'HEAT FOR THE SEAT' printed on the business end. My sister saw it first and exclaimed... "I hope mum doesn't see this, her spankings hurt enough when she uses her hand." Of course she had seen it... It decorated our living room wall for many years until she found another, more lavishly illustrated paddle that read. 'APPLY WHEN NECESSARY' The art showed two boys, red bottoms up. A third paddle was added to her collection, it had the words... 'THE BOARD OF EDUCATION' Needless to say, all three implements were used when a few smacks with the open hand did not fit the seriousness of the offence.
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CrimsonKidCK Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
I once owned a souvenir paddle lettered with the slogan "FOR THE CUTE LITTLE DEER WITH THE BEAR BEHIND," with the homonym words "DEER" and "BEAR" in red, and a drawing of a bear cub following a fawn.

I've had several "HEAT FOR THE SEAT" paddles, including one from the early '70s with a drawing of the 'Coppertone tan' bare-bottomed little girl sporting a red rump and a teardrop running down her face, with the message "GRIP HERE FIRMLY IN CASE OF FRUSTRATION" on its handle.

My current "HEAT FOR THE SEAT" paddle features the admonition "APPLY WHEN NEEDED" next to a drawing of a bent-over little boy. I also own a "BOARD OF CORRECTION" souvenir fanny-whacker which instructs that "A child should never be punished without a definite END IN VIEW!" next to another pictured bent-over boy. On the handle, in smaller print, is the injunction, "MAY BE USED ON ANY CHILD FROM 5 TO 75."

Neither of the drawn boys are bare-assed, but I certainly was the times when those latter two paddles were applied to my derriere by my loving wife--IIRC the only two souvenir types I've actually been spanked with.

Although they're supposedly novelty items, those wooden buttsmackers do really sting quite a bit--but sadly they seem to have gone out of vogue over the past quarter-century or so...
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OTKUGO66 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
Yes, I don't really see the novelty paddles any more.  You can still find them pretty cheap on ebay, though.  My recommendation would be to make your own - you can easily improve on the design, making it a little thicker and with a longer handle and rounded edges.  I'm no artist, but I did once letter "So-and-so's Fanny Flamer" on a paddle I made.  Then finish with polyurethane to protect the letters (and the wood).  Somewhere I have some paddle-making instructions I wrote once - send me a note if you're interested.
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ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
Most spanking items have gone out of fashion these days. Spanking has gone out of fashion full stop...

Do a search in Yahoo or Google and it's all either pay site adult bottom thrashing, with big buxom fetish broads done up like over ripe schoolgirls, or vintage play spanking that is more interesting to this lover of modern history.

Authentic domestic discipline imagery is a rare as hens teeth and I have a feeling that search engines avoid them like the plague.

Fact is, domestic spanking is seen as abuse these days. The anti-spank lobby has become a powerful army that legislates and intimidates at one and the same time.

In England, the home of classic spanking, even historic seaside postcards depicting spanking have been attacked and in some cases banned from sea front display units. Shop keepers just don't want legal hassles due to a few comical red bottoms...
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animegirl2012 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My third grade teacher had a paddle hanging on her wall, behind her desk. *swallows hard* Needless to say, I was really well-behaved, that year.
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ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
The wooden paddle is a bit like nuclear war... Just the treat of it is enough to make people sit up and behave themselves.
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animegirl2012 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That it is. xD
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ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
I never quite got this XD business... Something to do with expressions I believe?
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animegirl2012 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Huh? I don't understand.
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ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
Nether do I...

XD... What kind of language is that... Martian?
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OTKUGO66 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
This really takes me back to that era as well, when such novelty paddles were commonplace. They were generally usable, but the edges were too sharp to be comfortable in the spanker's hand.

Paddling was more common in schools than it is today. The student was generally required to bend well over to receive the swats, sometimes even having to hold his/her ankles. "In the know" teachers and administrators would require the student to look up at the wall to arch the back and turn the bottom up as well.
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